Do I Need A Catch Phrase?

I want to transform my life into a sitcom. Why?

1. No one ever works on a sitcom. They might go to work, but they don't do anything.
2. Despite the lack of work there is never a shortage of cash.
   
3. The women in my life would all show lots of cleavage.
4. Any problem that I might have would be wrapped up within 30 minutes.
5. My life would be extra special every February and November for sweeps.
   
6. I would always have something funny to say.
   

My first step in developing my sitcom life is for me to adopt a catch phrase. With that in mind I've been reading this book called Zounds: A Browser's Dictionary of Interjections. I have narrowed my catch phrase possibilities to the following choices:

1. Whoop-de-do
2. Uffda
3. Gadzooks
4. Trollope
   
5. Gardyloo
6. Alakazam
7. Stuff and nonsense!
8. Oopsy daisy
9. Zut alors!
10. Outta sight!