Why don't we send Armstrong Williams to Iraq?

Since the Army has to make sure our soldiers say the "right" things, and the White House likes to pay right-wing columnists, such as Armstron Williams, to say the "right" things, why don't we just consolidate and send all the right wing columnists on the take to Iraq to fight and provide U.S. propaganda? Just an idea.

Media Training Now Required for Iraq-Bound Soldiers