Pisser at the library

We had a kid piss themselves at the library today. A 4 year old girl was sitting at her computer playing some game and pissed herself and the chair while she played.

Since I am still new at the job, I went to ask my boss where the supplies are for performing such a delicate clean-up. And this is the coolest boss statement of all time, "You aren't paid enough to have to deal with that sort of problem." And then he proceeded to clean up the mess himself. Way to go boss man!! For once it pays off to be the low man on the totem pole.